Because ophulsian, kirui, and I were bored
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SUHO: Grandpa sacrifices himself before the game even begins. He cannot lift a finger against his boys.
D.O.: Quickly offed by creature sent from capital because he cannot hide his O_O eyes. Is still singing when the hovercraft lifts his body to the sky.
LAY: Has to duel Kai in a field by both dancing around planted mines. Gets distracted. BOOM.
KAI: Randomly tosses off his clothes during the duel which sets off mine. BOOM.
LUHAN: Cannot handle the devastation. Sacrifices himself and becomes deer spirit guide for Sehun.
SEHUN: Manages to hide by disguising himself as bedrock. But Tao finds him because his stuck out his tongue.
BAEKHYUN: Does well until he reaches the river. Stares at his own reflection. Gets closer and closer...and then drowns.
XIUMIN: Kills deer spirit guide for relentlessly taunting him in a previous life (And for food). But poisoned by the venison.
CHEN: Sings operatically to provide extra drama for the whole ordeal. Does not move from his starting position. Starves to death.
CHANYEOL: Reveals himself as an actual mole/monster sent by the capital. Goes on the offensive when it's down to two.
KRIS: Has final stand-off with Tao where Tao cannot kill his Duizhang. But is suddenly eaten by Chanyeol's surprise attack.
TAO: Kills Chanyeol with stick. Wins.
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LEE SOO MAN: Watching all this gleefully from his throne.
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Inspired by: http://kpoporgtfo.tumblr.com/post/25002031306/who-would-die-first-in-a-kpop-version-of-hunger-games
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SUHO: Grandpa sacrifices himself before the game even begins. He cannot lift a finger against his boys.
D.O.: Quickly offed by creature sent from capital because he cannot hide his O_O eyes. Is still singing when the hovercraft lifts his body to the sky.
LAY: Has to duel Kai in a field by both dancing around planted mines. Gets distracted. BOOM.
KAI: Randomly tosses off his clothes during the duel which sets off mine. BOOM.
LUHAN: Cannot handle the devastation. Sacrifices himself and becomes deer spirit guide for Sehun.
SEHUN: Manages to hide by disguising himself as bedrock. But Tao finds him because his stuck out his tongue.
BAEKHYUN: Does well until he reaches the river. Stares at his own reflection. Gets closer and closer...and then drowns.
XIUMIN: Kills deer spirit guide for relentlessly taunting him in a previous life (And for food). But poisoned by the venison.
CHEN: Sings operatically to provide extra drama for the whole ordeal. Does not move from his starting position. Starves to death.
CHANYEOL: Reveals himself as an actual mole/monster sent by the capital. Goes on the offensive when it's down to two.
KRIS: Has final stand-off with Tao where Tao cannot kill his Duizhang. But is suddenly eaten by Chanyeol's surprise attack.
TAO: Kills Chanyeol with stick. Wins.
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LEE SOO MAN: Watching all this gleefully from his throne.
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Inspired by: http://kpoporgtfo.tumblr.com/post/25002031306/who-would-die-first-in-a-kpop-version-of-hunger-games