LOOLL, Even if i dunno what’s the meaning, the pict is still hilarious kkk~
credit : 来自外星的兔子@weibo.com
This is CRAZY epic so I will do my best to translate the whole thing:
PANEL 1
Snow White: Wu “Big Dragon”
Prince Charming: Zhang “Little Rabbit”
The Queen: “Dawn” Deer
Director: 来自外星的兔子 (The Rabbit from Outer Space/Exoplanet)
PANEL 2
Once upon a time, the King died when Snow White was still young, everyone knows about this right? So the Queen is single, and has the right to choose her lover…
(The annual masquerade takes place at the palace…)
PANEL 3
(Side caption: I believe he is Prince Charming/White Horse Prince, not Rabbit Prince…)
Snow White: Are you Prince Charming? Hmm…not bad!
Prince Charming: Wah~you’re Snow White? You’re so tall! T_T No matter how much milk I drink I can’t grow any taller T_T
PANEL 4
Snow White: If I kneel down isn’t it fine then? Why were you staring at me? (Embarrassed)
Prince Charming: Your unique outfit makes it hard not to stare! The goose on your head…
Snow White: That’s just to capture your attention, really! (The Goose can lay little eggs, you know!)
PANEL 5
(He bears the most majestic appearance, his elegance exudes the most attractive appeal, so no woman can resist him)
(His two eyes make one’s heart break. No matter how cold and haughty the woman is, they will melt under his gaze…)
PANEL 6
The Queen: Hmph, I’m not happy right now! I can’t eat because of that prince I saw at the masquerade that time…
PANEL 7
(Invited Prince Charming back to the palace)
The Queen: Everyone says I’m the most beautiful woman in the world. Every man under the sun has bowed to my beauty. Don’t you feel anything towards me?
Prince Charming: But I already have someone I love…
PANEL 8
The Queen: Mirror Mirror on the Wall! Who’s the most beautiful of all?
Mirror: Before it was you, but now it’s Snow White who is more beautiful.
The Queen: Argh…damn it! How can she be more beautiful than me? The one Prince Charming loves must be her! I have to get rid of her!
PANEL 9
The Queen: Aww, you’ve grown up! And you’ve become more and more beautiful! From now on, leave the palace and never return!
(The Queen ordered the huntsman to take Snow White into the forest and kill her, but when the huntsman saw her beauty and height, he let her go…)
PANEL 10
(The Queen found out that Snow White was not dead, but rather living with the dwarves in the forest cabin. So the Queen disguised herself as an old woman and came to the cabin to give Snow White a poisoned apple…)
(It’s the princess’ own fault that she was a glutton! She couldn’t resist! So she ate the poisoned apple and lost consciousness…)
PANEL 11
(Side Caption: Nothing much to do, just sauntering around)
(The dwarves were crying as they held the funeral for Snow White. Coincidentally, Prince Charming had decided to take a walk in the forest. When he saw the tall, beautiful princess in the coffin and heard what had happened. He welled up with tears and kissed her)
(Snow White spit out the piece of apple. It was the prince’s love that diminished the apple’s poison and gave new life to the princess…)
PANEL 12
(Afterwards, the Queen asked the Mirror again, and she found out the princess still had not died. So she decided to confront the princess for a final duel. But the princess wasn’t home, and only the dwarves and the prince were present…)
The Queen: LITTLE DWARF! Hand me the prince! Don’t think just because you’re handsome I cannot defeat you!
(The dwarf was instantly KOed by the Queen!)
PANEL 13
(Side Caption: The Queen and her henchmen brought Prince Charming back to the palace)
The Queen: Did you think just because you hid I wouldn’t find you? It’s futile! Men like you, no matter where you are you’re like a firefly, sticking out. Your spacey gaze, your .JPG-like stance, your magical dance steps, and your inhuman figure have all attracted me deeply.
PANEL 14
Prince Charming: This isn’t too good is it? Honestly my fans haven’t actually seen my chiseled body. You aren’t even concerned that I might get a cold…you should also have consideration for the fans as they might get massive nosebleeds~
(Side Caption: Good thing he still has pants on to protect his last shred of innocence! It was so hard capturing him…even his clothes disappeared after the intense fight!)
PANEL 15
(Snow White decides to invade the palace with the Dwarves to get the prince back…)
Snow White: Looks like I’ll have to use my Dragon Sword!!
Dwarves: Wow! Such a man! Yes! Let’s get the prince back!
PANEL 16
(The Princess snuck into the palace…)
Snow White: Xingxing I already did my best! But the story has developed like this…who told you to encounter two such strong-headed women…)
[The End]
I hope there are more installments to this because…PRICELESS.